Hey, cheesedick fucktard that wants a drink. How very keen are you observations on life to notice that at the very end of the bar, no one seems to be waiting for a drink. And look, there's even a bartender down there making drinks. You wonder why no one else is down there ordering drinks. Don't they see there is no line? Oh well, you figure, you are just sooooo fucking much smarter than all of the rest of these dumbasses waiting for the other bartender in the middle of the bar to get your drink. You just walk your ass down here and start shouting out drinks to you little drunken heart's content. It's like the pretty little gal working down there is your own personal drinkslingin' fairy princess, God put her solely on Earth so you don't don't have to wait one extra fucking second for your precious draft beer.... Oh happy motherfucking day!!!
Actually, NO FUCKER! That's the "service bar", you dipshit. But you wouldn't know that because obviously you have never worked in the service industry a day in your life. And it is possible that you could be mentaly retarded not to notice that she is pulling tickets, making drinks and not making eye contact with anyone at the bar. The service bar is where a bartender is stationed to make drinks for the server's tables. And you standing there trying to get a drink from me is 1, interfering with me making the assload of tickets I need to get for the servers, 2, getting all up in the fucking way of said servers from picking up their drinks and mostly 3, pissing me the fuck off.
Don't walk your ass down to the service bar and try to order a drink, you clueless fuck. That's what the other 20 feet of bar is for. I hate you. Oh, and also, you are sooooo getting shortpoured for pulling that shit.
Sorry........I didn't know.......I just wanted a better view of your massive bazoombas?
ReplyDeleteSome people are so selfish. Hope that doesn't happen to often!!
ReplyDeleteRestaurant Manager, thanks for following!People do it all the time. And they suck. And Bob, its okay, I know you loves you some titties.
ReplyDeleteAgggggg, we used to have this asshole who did that at the server bar too. He'd get a beer there and then stand with his back to it and lean his elbows on it, like he was cool. Cripes, wtf, dude? Don't you wonder why that space is empty when the place is packed? The sign gave you no clue? How about the line of servers with trays elbowing you?? Stupid people!!
ReplyDeleteThe service bar orderer is a special breed of asshole indeed.
ReplyDeletedirtydisher, love your blog.
ReplyDeleteGood stuff.